Archive for June, 2005

Jun 16 2005

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A Gentleman and a Scholar

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All,

It is with great pleasure that I address you as an alumnus of the University of Guelph. As you may or may not know I was enrolled in the Bachelor of Computing Honours program, with a minor in Criminal Justice and Public Policy. On top of that I managed to graduate with at least a year’s worth of computer related work-experience; granting me the privilege of graduating from the Co-op program. As fate would have it I somehow managed to get two degree parchments because of it! My wall adornments have never looked so prestigious.

With that out of the way I suppose I should spin a yarn or two on the ceremony itself as it would be a shame not to.

  • Our chancellor, The Honourable Lincoln MacCauley Alexander is a superstar. A stately old man with the most personable and charismatic tendencies wended his way down the procession aisle shaking hands with any and everyone. His presence held the attention of every body in the building and he made the ceremony seem personal and warm in what otherwise would have been hum-drum doldrums.
  • When addressing the chancellor during a formal speech, it is appropriate to acknowledge his presence by tapping your head. In response he will acknowledge you by doing likewise. I don’t think I ever grew tired of this as he seemed to take great pleasure and grace in reciprocating. I caught the administrative staff chuckling as it was being done too!
  • FLASHback: It was a pleasure being able to participate in a graduation ceremony that respected the fact that boys wear earrings. With a thumbed-nose I give a gentle nod to the ways of my prestigious high school. I was kneeling on the ground signing a yearbook as was the fashion of the time when I was approached by a teacher. I was promptly berrated for wearing my earrings and was asked to leave campus immediately. A prompt refusal and a look of astonishment did nothing to crack his gaze; he was serious! It was a sort of tarnish on my last memories of high school. However, the teacher in question later appologized for their actions on my prodding.
  • I was pleased to note that a number of my colleagues were graduating with distinction. Congratulations to the few of you, I must say it truly was inspiring to see your work recognized. It is with this memory fresh in my mind that I’m reminded of the quiet pride in being an honour student. I hope to embody your work ethic from half way across the world and graduate with distinction from the Juris Doctor program.

And a final note…

Rogue Clappers : These are those who defy tradition and insist on clapping for their friends whilst they cross the stage as opposed to waiting patiently until all in the group have passed. I don’t have a problem with one or two, but there were numerous instances today. It wouldn’t have been an issue except that it was the same teen-aged girl clapping incessantly for all of her friends despite icy glares from the mob.

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Jun 07 2005

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‘roo on the Barbie (Canadian style)

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Editor’s Note from the Future: Click here to see pictures of the wrap-up party!

All,

Consider yourselves cordially invited to an event of superfluous proportions. During the eve of August 26th, 2005, a BBQ Soiree is being held in my honour. Being held on what charges I don’t know, but I’ve a suspicion is has to do with my subsequent trip to Australia. Dress as you would under the scorching heat of the outback and be sure to bring your accent. Didgeridoos, boomerangs and koala bears are all welcome, no dingos please(unless leashed). The food will be exquisite and the drinks divine. I look forward to holding your company once more before I leave.

Event Details:

Where: 864 Beeforth Rd. Waterdown, Ontario Map Here

When: August 26th, 2005, Early evening

Please R.S.V.P to either myself, or a member of my direct family.

This invitation also marks the inaugural entry into what will be an ongoing journal of my adventures down under. When boredom strikes and you need to live vicariously through others, please feel free to visit and see what I’m up to!


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